Well here we go again. Another week to prognosticate….or commiserate….your choice. Unranked Big Red (D1) takes on the 6th ranked Jackrabbits of SDSU (FCS). Last time around (September 25, 2010), the Huskers were #6 and SDSU was unranked and winless…although that didn’t mean a thing as the Dakota boys put up a fight and made it close (17-3). This time around they come to town with Jr. QB Austin Sumner who is expected to break all of the Jack’s throwing records, most likely this season. In the backfield is Zach Zenner, a 2,000 yard rusher. A potent combination, but of course it is the FCS….although that league does boast NDSU which has proven not to be anyone’s cupcake.
Vegas line currently has Nebraska as 26 ½ point favorites. Not sure if that is overly optimistic, but I will predict a win. Of course, most will do the same. The question that rises to the top however is what will be the nature of that win? Blowout with consistent play? Mixed bag of good and bad?
Let the predictions roll in….
Corn 54, rabid rabbits 32
Huskers 35, Jack Hoffman -supporting- cap-wearing- coaches team 17. And Kellogg gets the start, steadies the team,gets us up a few scores, then Tommy A. comes in and finds his sea legs. Martinez rests that toe for B1G competition.
Nebraska 55 jackrabbits 14
13 Nebraska boys on the SDSU roster, they're a good team and not afraid of us but we should be able to wear them down with the run game and play some keep away
High Octain Grain 31
F'n BIG RED F'n HUSKER F'ers - 38
F'n Fuzzy F'n Fair Weather F'n Bunnies - 17
Somebody steals my "I F'n ♥ F'n Bo!" t-shirt design and makes a killing (monetarily, not literally).
I'd like to say that the BTN announcers leave the f-bomb Bosplosion alone, but I ain't counting on it.
F'n GO F'n BIG F'n RED!
Secondary rises to the occasion. Swarming recerivers' routes and coming up big and defensive line improves. 2+ interceptions, 1 fumble recovery, 4 sacks and several hurries. Zenner kept under the century mark.
Now that the Pelini bru-ha-ha has blown over, we can get down to some serious f**king a**kicking!
PS: Ditch the blackshirts. Save them for practice..
"we can get down to some serious f**king a**"
That just sounds wrong!
Fair Weather Children of the Corn - 42
Wascaly Wabbits - 21
*NOTE: Huskers actually score 52 points, but are docked 10 points for coaches' foul language interviews.
Good one Crawford.
"That'll be a 15 yard penalty for improper use of f**king instead of f**ker!"
"Illegal use of profanity. 10 yards."
Or how 'bout if a ref turns on the mic and says "F'n Personal Foul, F'ers, 15 F'n Yards, 1st F'ing Down"